MIC and Malaysian Politics (In stand-up style)

The Election 2008 has come and gone………just like the MIC.
Yup…don’t see many of them in the Cabinet…(And that’s not to do with the fact that they’re dark la!!!)
Speaking of the MIC……me and some buddies of mine had tried to join the MIC some time ago…
1 engineer, 1 pilot and 1 banker….all without any financial issues caused by MAIKA problems.
The form given was simple but I guess they missed out the “REAL” questions:
Which gang are you affiliated to?
What rank do you hold in the hierarchy of the gang?
Which MIC leader is the patron of the gang?
What tenders and contracts are you interested in?
If the answer is NO or Not Applicable to all of the above, then pls proceed to question 200…..??????
Question 200 is……. “Why you want to join MIC la, macha???”
Our educated answer was……..
“To make a difference by contributing to the Malaysian Indian population in a positive way without expecting anything in return.”
I’m sure the guy handling our application was thinking (in Tamil), “I should whack these fellows with a worn-out slipper!!!!”
Indians who speak Tamil will know how beautiful that sentence sound in its original form.
Then came the all mighty question,” You fellows can speak Tamil ah?” (Shaking of head included)
My pilot friend who was a nice and polite, 6 feet tall, teddy bear natured guy (who incidentally does NOT speak fluent Tamil……….but, of course, knows most of the swear words) became a rather angry bear!!!!
“DEY!!!,” he said in his most convincing “Indian movie gangster ” style!!
“You guys are the Malaysian INDIAN Congress or Malaysian TAMIL Congress ah????”
I’m sure the guy handling our application was thinking AGAIN (in Tamil), “I should whack these fellows with a worn-out slipper!!!!”
At that point we decided, enough of this, we said thanks and left. While shaking our heads of course...

Now let’s look at other interesting issues:

Menteri Besars in Perlis.
How many Menteri Besars la for such a small state??
MB is Menteri Besar….so the other one is what…..MLB…Menteri LAGI Besar ah????
I think if the issue is too much of a problem……we should just sell that damn state off to Thailand!!
It’s so far up north anyway right?
Think about it……if you sell it to Thailand…..your drive to Thailand get closer and you have one less state to explain to your kids that you know nuts about!!
We’ll have another 2 less states to explain if we can do the same to Sabah and Sarawak too!! Sell them off to the Indonesian or the Filipinos.
But I was told that half of the members of Parliament are from there so selling them is no longer an option.
But the government can really use the Sabahans and Sarawakians.
With the other half of the Parliament being opposition, the blowpipe skills of these tribesmen may come in handy!!
And what about all these Malaysian “beer and alcohol drinking” Indian guys supporting PAS???? Do they know what will happen to their pubs? Huh?? Huh??
What about the Chinese PAS supporters??
Ba Ku Teh? Char siew pau??
How?
Well,
If we follow the plan…they can all go and party in Perlis la…..it’s already in Thailand what!!!